just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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