You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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