That's intense
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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