That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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