I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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