We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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