told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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