he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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