it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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