I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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