I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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