Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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