: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
