he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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