Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
do herpes really smell.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Enjoy the penises
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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