just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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