You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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