I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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