just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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