windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
they need to just BURY HIM!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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