So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
