There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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