no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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