summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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