Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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