Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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