hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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