are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
