Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
