Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he shaved USA in his pubs
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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