it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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