You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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