Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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