whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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