I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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