just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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