I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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