Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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