Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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