When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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