Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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