Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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