Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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