Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
