So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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