There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
and you said cock pushups were impossible
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
