How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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