He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Randomize
