it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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