Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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