Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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