Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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