Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
