The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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