Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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